I have found the problem with a 7 day cruise based out of your corporate home city. It’s called CHARTER HELL. This week we have a full charter on board, which means much less work for me which normally I am a fan of. However this week my cast shows have been replaced by Michael W. Smith. Yup, Christian recording artist extraordinaire! I have to say I have never seen 1800 LESS Christian people in my life! They are rude, they are mean, the talk down to the crew, they cut their touring crews pay in HALF for the cruise. They have accused our saxophone player of being Muslim and Buddhist because he has a shaved head a goatee. I mean REALLY!! The artists themselves are quite nice people, as is there crew, but the passengers that followed them are RUDE RUDE RUDE!!
Of course last week we had the people who talked channeled energy beings, talked in the third person, and believed in the power of positive thinking. If they had been that rude then their vortex would have been a rude reality to live in. And if they thought we were rude they just had to pull us into there vortex and then we would be in the reality they want and nice. So they were ALWAYS nice and I just got spoiled. Also they tipped well which always endears me to a group. 
Did I mention my non-knitting friends get’s the sea-socks cruise this week??
I need a bear, my yarn, and some stich n’ bitch time STAT!! Ladies who wants to come on a cruise!!
Mary, I think our group would love to come with our pointy sticks and stab the rude beings for you!
uhhh… I love you?